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2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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seductively-twerking:

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

Fucking English

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1. I am a Capricorn
2. My mum survived stage 4 Breast Cancer.
3. My eyes are blue.
4. My fingernails are extremely short.
5. I am asthmatic.
6. I have undergone two pregnancy scares.
7. I will be 18 years old in December.
8. I live in Queensland, Aus but was born in Victoria, Aus.
9. I work at The Coffee Club.
10. I graduated high school last year.

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

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seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

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